Yes

 This could be a lot worse. You could be in a skimpy outfit or even worse, and instead, you were in some decidedly comfortable clothes. You were still a girl, but you assumed that this machine was just busted and answering anything but yes would likely lead to more torture.

“Yes, I am happy,” you say, and the door opens.

The stylist that led you in immediately meets you. “Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. The machine must have malfunctioned. We will get this fixed as soon as possible.”

“Thank you so much!” You say, relieved.

“Sadly, the first technician we can get in is Monday, but as a show of apology, please take this complimentary bottle of wine. We will make this right!” She says.

You grab the bottle of wine and leave, barely making eye contact with anyone as you run back to your apartment, locking the door.

“You back already? Wait who the hell are you, sexy?” It was your roommate, Chet.

You didn’t even think about him.

“No, Chet. It’s actually me. My sister brought me to her salon and the machine malfunctioned. Now I’m stuck like this until Monday.” You say.

“Wait for a second, so you aren’t a sexy lady?” He asks.

“No, I am. But I’m also still your roommate.” You say.

“That makes sense, I guess. What’s that in your hand” He points to the bottle in your hand.

“Oh, they gave me a bottle of wine as an apology because I had to wait. Want to share it?” You say.

Chet nods, and you pour a couple of glasses. Had you actually read the label; you would’ve realized that this wine was a special pheromone shifter. It was basically a love potion that would make the user fall madly in love with the first person they saw.

You two downed your first glass and put on a movie. It was a dumb action movie, but it was soothing to take your mind off your predicament. The wine tasted really good too, and as it finally started to hit, you looked at Chet and for some reason, he looked different. He looked at you, and his eyes went wide, unable to articulate the feelings that flowed through him. You put it together faster, and you thought back to all of your good memories together and thought back to this moment. Chet was pretty amazing, and he was looking so hot in this moment. Without even thinking, you planted your lips on him, kissing passionately. Sparks flew, and you knew what you felt. This was love. Once you were done making out, you found yourself laying your head on your new boyfriend’s lap, looking up at your man longingly.

The Monday appointment to turn you back came and went, and the world kept going. You and Chet were madly in love, and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

The End.