Follow the stylist to the room and take a seat.
“Sure thing! Let me know when she’s here, ok?” you smile at her.
“Of course, I’ll send her back once she’s here” She nods.
You make your way back to the room and close the door. Inside looks super futuristic, with bright metallic sheen all over the walls and a single metal salon chair in the center. Taking a couple of laps around and playing on your phone, you eventually get bored and finally take a seat in the chair. As soon as you do, the whole thing lights up and a big computer console emerges from the floor in front of you.
The screen light up and you are presented with a huge menu, and the machine speaks up over the speakers.
“WELCOME! PLEASE MAKE YOUR SELECTION!”
“I’m sorry?” You wonder out loud.
“PLEASE SELECT PREFERED LOOK”
You look down at the screen and respond:
WHAT DO YOU DO?
A: “NO, I’M A MAN” and try to escape.
B: “Oh, this must be a quiz to see what I like” and move to make a pick.
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