“Fine.” and make a choice.

 You look through the options. By the looks of it, there are certain presets available. This is probably just a quiz to see which one is the most attractive to you, so you go through the options with that assumption.

The first one was labeled “Date Night”. It has your basic skimpy clothes and heels, basically the kind of stuff you expect to see when you go out to the club. You are really turned on by them, and you could see yourself wanting to get with any of the models pictured. They were tall, slender, had curves for days and outfits to show it off. 

The second one was labeled “Wedding”. It had exactly what you’d expect. It showed flowing white dresses, pastel bridesmaid colors, and tuxedos on all the men. Since your sister’s wedding is tomorrow, it might be good to get ready with this. Then again, you aren’t sure exactly what this menu is for. 

The third one was labeled “Business”. Pencil skirts, pantsuits, and updos line the page. These are highly professional businesswomen, and they are sexy in a authoritarian kind of way. These are the women you’d want to step on you.

The fourth one was labeled “Casual”. These women looked comfortable. We have yoga pants, loose t shirts, sweatpants, Uggs, and everything you remember your ex-girlfriend wearing when you stayed inside for the day.

The fifth one was labeled “Cosplay”. You see a ton of superheroes, video game characters, and anime waifus. These are the kind of women you’d see at a geek convention, and something about that just turned you on. The always wore sexy outfits and posed to show off their bodies, and you’d love to get with them if you had the chance.

This is difficult, but you have to make a decision.

SO WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE?

A: Date Night

B: Wedding

C: Business

D: Casual

E: Cosplay